beeraddfordd:

judd-y:

omg. today everyone kept talking about how much sex they’ve been having and their favorite positions and stuff.

I COULDN’T RELATE AT ALL.　

That truth or dare book today…THE BEST.  XD

YOU AND KRISTINA WILL BE FOREVER THE CONTROVERSIAL OTP

beeraddfordd:

criminallybonkers:

Let me just say. I will never get laid. Today’s truth or dare revealed the truth

LOL truth or dare today at Wendy’s house…THE BEST.  GAME.  EVER.  Omg that truth or dare book is now PRICELESS to our group ahahah.

I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES THANKS VERY MUCH

omg. today everyone kept talking about how much sex they’ve been having and their favorite positions and stuff.

I COULDN’T RELATE AT ALL.　

So, Caroline’s mom realized she “knew” my parents because her mom worked at this Lucky or whatever casino and my dad would always pick up my grandpa from there cuz he used to work there also. So Caroline’s mom would always see my dad there. My dad recognizes her mom but my mom doesn’t.

And Caroline’s mom kept insisting that I had an older brother that was married. EVEN WHEN WE TOLD HER THAT I DIDN’T LOLOL.

Anyways, Caroline told me that her mom called my dad beautiful cuz he’s a “big and tall” man. (He’s literally big because he’s fat. LOL ok)

So, I decided to tell my dad this because I wanted to see his reaction.

Me: You know Caroline’s mom called you handsome?
Dad: Really? She lub me den, huh.
Me: Wat.
Dad: Yah, u sey she call me hangsome so she lub me.
Me: OMG MOM DO YOU HEAR WHAT HE’S SAYING

*we die from laughing*

And then I tell Caroline+her mom over skype

And we die laughing again.

de best

jintegrity1 replied to your photo: so i like lost a pebble before and now we have to…

Where’s your psychology rock

LOL I’M USING THAT TOO OMG.

IT’S LIKE YOU’RE HERE WITH ME.

(i lost two pebbles T__T)